Cogito, Ergo Sum

A pending question that all are wondering: who really is Ms. Gladiatrix?…

I’m sure you didn’t expect Ms. Gladiatrix to write another entry so quickly, considering her writing patterns. She finally solidified her schedule, so Ms. Gladiatrix advises you to tune in on the days mentioned on the About Barely Censored page.

To answer the most requested inquiry of them all, I am not someone you know. In fact, I will never be someone you know. But, in the words of René Descartes, “cogito, ergo sum.” I think, therefore I am. I may not have a real name. I may not have a real face. I may not have a real identity. But, I am. I will always be, until I cannot think and answer your inquiries any longer. I will remain a source of entertainment for you until I cannot cultivate a response.

Some have speculated my responses are “ai generated.” I’m not sure whether I am to be flattered or offended. These statements are inherently false. Ms. Gladiatrix may be lazy with the frequency of her writing, but she would never stoop as low as to write responses that were inauthentic.

On another note, Ms. Gladiatrix’s hypothesis about her identity answers another frequently asked question: will Ms. Gladiatrix post during the summer? Until there are no more requests to fill, I will answer. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t exist, right? So, please send whatever you wish, darlings. I will always be ready to respond.

That’s all for today on Barely Censored. Please submit your hot takes, dilemmas, and any miscellaneous topics to my Spill Here page.

Big brother is watching you,

XOXO, Ms. Gladiatrix.