Alternate Realities

This just in: the break-up blues are painting strong colors this week. Do not fret darlings, your ultimate truth-teller is here to slap a Band-Aid on your bleeding hearts. Today, our precious Anon has a predicament for us. Anon’s friend, M, had her heart shattered by Q, the country boy whose affections didn’t quite measure up to M’s. Two months of seemingly perfect connection, thrown away in a flash by Q. Q’s reasoning for this heartbreaking betrayal? His friends wouldn’t talk to him when he was with M. It seems like our country boy cared more about his ego than our lover girl’s heart.

Country boy’s fragile ego caused him to blow up…but did lover girl add fuel to the fire? A presentation was made by lover girl and shown to country boy. Its contents? A planned out future between her and country boy. Remember darling: lover girl and country boy only dated two months. Country boy was icked out, and rightfully so. What did lover girl have in mind when she showed country boy her master plan?

In the midst of it all, lover girl is still trying to figure out the full story from country boy’s friend, H. Now darlings, if you know Ms. Gladiatrix, you know how she always finds the truth. H was heard conversing with country boy about lover girl. The words that left H’s mouth? “Crazy b***h.”

Well darlings, that seems to be the full scoop on our “country charm” turned “country harm.” Spill your drama on my Spill Here page–I’ll strike again.

XOXO, Ms. Gladiatrix.